thebakerstreetboyz:

1nflatable-hammers:

Thought I’d give this a go.

the tumblr one is so accurate tho

(via mygirlfriendattempts)

asian:

I really like you but you’re an ocean and I’m just a wave

(Source: asian, via youdontgetluckytwice1216)

afrozilla3000:

Me trying to make friends:

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dutchster:

when my post with a typo in it gets tons of notes 

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(via homie-dont-play)

(Source: newbyoes, via cheezburgr)

thefault-in-your-face:

fuck dis bitch i gotta go

thefault-in-your-face:

fuck dis bitch i gotta go

(Source: magicmotherfuckers, via cheezburgr)

reallyrealcaptions:

Very real captioning of NdGTyson explaining the wonders of ur mom.

reallyrealcaptions:

Very real captioning of NdGTyson explaining the wonders of ur mom.

(via cheezburgr)

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via dutchster)

jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 
This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
*flump*
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
FUCK 
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 

This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—

*flump*

AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE

FUCK 

WHAT IS THAT SMELL

IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE

FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

(Source: theconjuringmovie, via dutchster)

nessuno:

thelegendofben:

hogglette:

oh hey link what’s up little guy

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you don’t look so hot. you have a headache?

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well let’s take a look see

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holy shit

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holy SHIT

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it’s a boy. omg i’m a grandma

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i’m so proud

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wat

whAT

(via dutchster)

hell-and-infinity:

Real dialogue. I shit you not.

(via thewinchesterswagger)

-diagonalley:

miss-darling-clementine:

simplyalexandermason:

I feel like they just conspired together…

THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.

This is so adorable!! 

-diagonalley:

miss-darling-clementine:

simplyalexandermason:

I feel like they just conspired together…

THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.

This is so adorable!! 

(via dutchster)

(via dutchster)

dutchster:

asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

sadly there are also plenty of women who still think they pee out of their vagina

This post is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen.